Wednesday, July 3, 2019

English Jokes for children

An easy way to get yourself fluent in your speaking is by telling simple jokes to children. let them discover jokes that resonate with them. to get started, let’s practice saying of the best funny jokes for kids.

Knock knock jokes

Knock knock 
who’s there ?
Justin 
Justin who
Just in time for dinner!

Knock knock 
who’s there ? 
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock knock 
who’s there 
wooden shoe 
wooden shoe who 
wooden shoe like to hear another joke? 

Knock knock 
who’s there 
atch
Atch who
 bless you

Knock knock 
who’s there 
boo 
boo who 
don’t cry it’s just me

Why did the banana go to the hospital?
he was peeling really bad

Where do hamburgers go to dance ?
they go to the meatball 

jokes about nature 

how does the ocean say hello ?
it waves 

what did the tree say to the wind ?
leaf me alone

Knock knock 
who’s there ?
cows says 
cows says who ?
no silly the cow says moo

Jokes about animal

What does a spiders bride wear?
A webbing dress 

Where do cows go for entertainment ? 
the movies 

what did one firefly say to the other? 
 you glow girl 

what kind of dinosaur loves to sleep ? 
a stega snore us

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